my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
Glowing Potion Necklace
Glowing blue liquid is held inside of this small glass bottle. The bottle is accompanied by an ornate, gold-colored, metal filigree pendant, which is attached to the front. Hung on a 21” brass chain. Sold on Etsy.
in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND
Keep an impressive book collection with you wherever you go. This pendant resembles a bookshelf holding several shelves worth of books. Hung on an 18” silver-plated chain. Sold on Etsy.