soolooxcoopter:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

Facebook:

Twitter:

Tumblr:

funniest blog ever

Posted on May 26, 2012 via dream and make it happen. with 48,211 notes

Source: writesymphonys

Posted on May 26, 2012 via Untitled with 13 notes

Source: geltheohgee

(via forever90s)

Posted on May 26, 2012 via Forever90s with 1,795 notes

Source: forever90s

Dear person who sees this while scrolling down their dash,

niallsreasontowank:

Yes, you, right there.

I just thought i would tell you that i think you look very beautiful today.

(via dead-as-a-dream)

Posted on May 26, 2012 via I'll be here, by your side with 158 notes

Source: niallsreasontowank

wowfunniestposts:

what a funny blog

Posted on May 26, 2012 via Let's not and say we did. with 40,212 notes

Source: isavedherlife

It’s crazy to think that in this very second right now. Someone’s dying. Someone’s cheating on their wife. Someone’s writing a suicide note. Someone just lost their daughter. Someone just got diagnosed with cancer. Someone just got in a car accident. Someone’s pregnant. Someone did cocaine for the first time. Someone just got raped. Someone took another person’s life. Someone hasn’t talked to their dad in years. Someone’s abusing their spouse. Someone’s signing divorce papers. Someone killed themselves. Right there. In that very second, all of that happened somewhere out there in the world.

(via dead-as-a-dream)

Posted on May 26, 2012 via "You're The Most Amazing Person I Know..." with 69,389 notes

Source: nonchalantlyketsy

swag-kitten:

iburnedmyprettyarm:

i love this so impossibly much

my page reblogged itself as soon as i read this O.o

(via dead-as-a-dream)

Posted on May 26, 2012 via Speedy scribblings with 68,731 notes

Source: tangerinewerewolves

oopsistoleyourfreedom:

This is my best friend, Adam. His child had been in an improper position for birth for weeks and the doctor told them that their child had less than a 5% chance of turning (breeching).

Two weeks before her due date, Adam and Rebecca were informed that the baby had finally turned. To avoid further complications they had to induce labor. One problem, Adam was not scheduled to be home on leave for 2 more weeks.

Unknown to Rebecca, Adam went to his superiors and asked for 24 hours. He got it.

Adam made it home less than two hours before the birth of baby Owen. Chive, I’d love it if you could share this moment with the Chivers. God Bless the USA and the men and women who fight for its freedom. Oh, and Chive On!

(Taken from the Chive.com)

(via dead-as-a-dream)

Posted on May 26, 2012 via What's up World? with 1,237 notes

Source: oopsistoleyourfreedom